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Post by tallulah york. on May 31, 2010 20:41:13 GMT -6
fuck. i set the toaster on fire again. too broke to purchase new one. donations?
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Post by jonah greaves on May 31, 2010 20:45:22 GMT -6
wish i could help you, i really do. but i have things i'm saving up for myself and can't spare a dime.
find a friendly neighbor who will cook for you?
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Post by tallulah york. on May 31, 2010 20:49:59 GMT -6
oh. like what?
friendly neighbor? as if. my neighbors hate me / have called the police on my dog like 50 times. honestly, you'd think they'd leave the poor yorkie alone. it's not her fault she's dissatisfied with her meager existence.
fuck. i want toast.
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Post by jonah greaves on May 31, 2010 20:55:08 GMT -6
a daughter.
wow sounds like you are living in the wrong part of the city for your dog. why did they call the police on your dog? that sounds a little ridiculous
go order a sandwich with nothing on it besides toasted bread
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Post by tallulah york. on May 31, 2010 21:15:42 GMT -6
daughter? as in, like, child? alive? how old are you, like twenty? you're crazy, js.
because they're psychotic freaks who fixate on everything and should burn in hell. i've just had a brilliant idea! next time my toaster catches on fire, i'm throwing it through their living room window. literal hell-burning. excellent.
the fuck. no way. like i said, i'm broke / would rather buy shoes than sandwiches. do you have any rich friends? i'll return the favor, promise.
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Post by jonah greaves on May 31, 2010 21:29:39 GMT -6
i'm twenty two and she wasn't planned. at all. children were not my thing until her. they still aren't, tbh.
i don't think that is the best plan of action. i'm pretty sure that as psycho as you say they are, they'd call the cops on you for the whole fire-toaster in their window shit. maybe it's best if you just tell them to mind their own business and go have sex. everyone is nicer after sex
no but if you are that desperate for a toaster, you can have mine. i barely use it
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Post by tallulah york. on Jun 1, 2010 8:43:00 GMT -6
well, shit. i'd suggest just tossing her out of the window or something, but i get the feeling that wouldn't go down very well with you. i'm sorry, though.
but they're like, super catholic or something and don't believe in sex! i know this bc they've called the cops on me for making too much noise during that, too. oops.
i'm so desperate. you're my new hero, jsyk. i'll come pick it up later.
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Post by jonah greaves on Jun 1, 2010 9:43:58 GMT -6
its fine. she's generally at her mom's so i usually have my apartment to myself.
shit, man. the only problem i have with my neighbors is when i have a party. and even then, they just come down and knock on the door and ask why they weren't invited. sounds like you need to find a new place to live where you can have sex in peace.
i should be everyone's hero, i'm pretty fucking amazing tbh
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Post by tallulah york. on Jun 1, 2010 20:54:49 GMT -6
thank god. see, i could never have invited myself over for dinner tomorrow night if your child lived with you. no offense.
jealousss. ik, i should move. i just don't have the money as of now. maybe when my prostitution business gets off the ground. jokes.
oh damn. didn't really take you to be the modest type. c;
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Post by jonah greaves on Jun 1, 2010 21:20:17 GMT -6
oh, you're inviting yourself for dinner now? first it was just a toaster now it is a whole meal. shit, girl.
well when that gets off the ground, give me a call. i better get a discount for this whole toaster thing.
what can i say? i eat a slice of humble pie ever day
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